Dearest Milk Lady,
Please be advised that, per the terms of our ongoing contract, the following services will be required from you:
- Hold me.
- Feed me.
- Provide a warm cozy place for me to sleep, preferably including a bosom upon which I might rest my weary cheek.
- Keep me in diapers that are both clean and dry.
- Entertain me.
- Remain within my line of sight at all times.
In return, per our contract, I will be happy and dribbly and gaze upon you with wide-eyed adoration. Failure to perform your assigned duties will result in immediate and sanity-piercing wailing.
Don’t test me, Milk Lady.
Kind regards,
Baby Brother.
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